Hoochie Mama, Hoochie Mama!

It has come to our attention that Suki, the once-loyal Poochiferous Chompy-Chomps, has become a bit of a canine hoochie mama. And by that, I mean that she'll hit on anyone with a dinghy. And we mean anyone (kidding, Lulu and Gigi!). Kathy notified us that she goes willingly onto any seaworthy craft with an outboard, all in the hopes of getting more walks on shore. Since I heard the news, one particular song has been coursing through my jealousy-ridden mind, so I think I'll express it in a public forum (complete with photo montage). Also, let this be a lesson to all those in and around Manjack Island: she may look cute, but she will treat your emotions like a plastic Happy Meal toy.

Runaround Suki

Here's my story, its sad but true
It's about a pooch that I once knew
She took my love then ran around
With every single cruiser in town





I should have known it from the very start
This dog will leave me with a broken heart
Now listen up, don’t become a groupie
Keep away from Runaround Suki






I miss her paws and her tongue hanging out
Those long whiskers and her wet black snout
So if you don't want eyes wet and droopy
Keep away from-a Runaround Suki




Ah, she likes to motor around
She'll love you but she'll put you down
She pretends to be so clingy
But Suki goes out in other dinghies





Here's the moral and the story from the girl who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool, even Lulu and Gigi
Keep away from-a Runaround Suki





She likes to motor around
She'll love you but she'll put you down
She pretends to be so clingy
But Suki goes out in other dinghies





Here's the moral and the story from the girl who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool, even Lulu and Gigi
Keep away from-a Runaround Suki

That's a wrap, folks. The single will be out June 1.